ONE. Mr T has turned one.
MS WILMOT is all loved-up in London this week, soaking up the Valentine’s buzz, so it’s up to yours truly to fill the void of her absence ... if that is at all possible.
DIARY OF A DRAMA QUEEN
Mairead Wilmot
”I NEED a Spongebob Square Pants Boom Box,” Mother announces down the phone.
I’M STARTING to fret about the end of the world.
“SURE you’re nobody these days unless you have it,” mother announced upon hearing of her cancer diagnosis.
“I CAN’T put the pictures on my JCB,” announces a panicked mother via the medium of telephone.
I HAD my game face on. I was fired up.
BY the time you read this, Christmas will have come and gone.