I FELT like I had purchased hard drugs. I was half expecting gun-toting armed guards to swoop down from the ceiling.
“UP on the bike,” she instructs. I try not to wince; I hadn’t seen this coming.
DAMSEL in distress – that was me. It was a real, proper, genuine damsel in distress moment, too, not like the usual scrapes I get myself into.
WARNING: Do not even attempt to read this article if you are male. Just don’t bother.
THE desire to get a tattoo is overwhelming. Well, not overwhelming, more alluring.
SO there I was standing outside a drum and bass club in London town when, all of a sudden, there is a tap on my shoulder.
THURSDAY is my favourite day. I wait all week for Thursday – and when it’s gone, the wait starts again.
ELVIS is alive! And he’s a surfing instructor in Mayo.
SOME things you know. Like don’t drink coffee for at least an hour after washing your teeth because it’ll taste like gun powder, or what I presume gun powder taste like.
HE is sitting on the couch watching TV and I’m there masterfully ignoring both him and whatever is on, while immersed in my book.